Monday, April 12, 2010

BAGS- out....STICK FRISBEE - in!





Thanks to friends from Colorado, we learned a new BBQ game that rivals that of bags and horseshoes. I don't recall the true name, so let's call it STICK FRISBEE!

Brace yourself. First, locate two sticks approximately hockey stick height. Find a grassy knoll and shove them in the ground a reasonable throwing distance apart. Now, balance a beer bottle on the opposing sticks. Your team mate and you must stand beside one stick with the opponents by the opposite stick. Teams and teammates alternate throwing the frisbee. The goal is to hit the stick and knock off the bottle. If the bottle should fall, the opponents must scramble to catch the bottle and the frisbee simultaneously. This leads to comical lunges, athletic pouncing, and occasional bruises. Be warned.

SCORING: Points go to the throwing team.

Dropped Frisbee Only - 1 point
Dropped Bottle only - 3 points
Droppped Bottle & Frisbee - 4 points
Caught Bottle & Frisbee - 0 points (great success!)

Play to 21. Bystanders: enjoy the frantic entertainment.

Note: We broke two bottles and subsequently used cans.

Sintanjin Cherry Blossom Festival











We hopped on the overcrowded bus in route to the Sintanjin Cherry Blossom Festival expecting an uncomfortable ride. Immediately, we grasped the orange "oh sh*t bars" as the driver's spastic braking jarred our bodies back and forth like pinballs. The warm bus was filled with suffocatingly stagnant air accompanied by wafts of fermented kimchi breath. We gagged while the cozily seated passengers refused to open the windows - it might mess their hair of course. This 30 minutes of fun was enhanced by a little old woman belching loudly in my ear and elbowing me to get by as if the 2 seconds she saved by getting off before me could save her life.

Luckily, we arrived at the festival of blooms unharmed. The skies were cloudy and the cherry blossoms had only started blooming days before. But while few trees boasted their cottony buds, we did find plenty of entertainment. There were endless booths soliciting mystery products. We were struck by boiling eggs creating solar energy, or was it solar energy boiling eggs? Another stand had a host of food items accompanied by jars to illustrate the true amount of oil, sugar, and salt you insert in your body when consuming them. I think Jake just gave up his two favorite Korean fast foods - dankaseu (fried pork cutlet) and chocopies. Oh boy! Since we can't communicate much, we were just handed the free waters and gifts with a smile for our visit. By the end of the circuit Jake's pockets were bursting with wet tissue packets; big score in a city of squatter latrines often lacking toliet paper. Bonus for me!

Across the park, nuclear families decorated the hillsides with picnic baskets and paint sets. Every other person was dotting impressionist style landscapes of the blossoming trees with hot pink watercolors. Inspiring to see children's imagination at work.

Queues of Koreans also lined up for 200 meters at wheel of fortune type games with dreams of winning gift bags of wonder. We considered the lines, but moved on to the prospects ahead. Countless, traditional Korean games, mostly made of wood, were scattered across a large field. Perhaps the most exciting event was the catapolt launch. It looks like a tetertauter, but with the right moves, you can launch your opponent several feet in the air. We have some videos for your entertainment. Other events included, wood carving, creating acorn animals, tea sampling, splatter painting, giant tanagram assembly, jacks, and more. Jake also spent some extra time being chased around by groups of six year olds screaming with joy as they stalked the giant foreigner. We laughed so hard.

After we got our fair share of entertainment, we headed to the food tents to sample the festival delights. Jake and Jesse scarfed down the pork roast and stuffed squid while the rest of us stuck to noodles and pajeon (green onion pancakes). The fare was tasty, but not worth the price tag. Who spends $70 under a tarp with plastic seats? It is actually quite hard to spend that much on lunch in Korea. Woopsies, I guess we will ask questions first next time.

The ironic part is that this festival was held on the KT&G grounds. We came to find out that this stands for the Korean Tobacco Company. Our guilty consciouses cursed us for supporting the retched industry as we wouldn't be caught dead at a Marlboro company convention in the US. But we readily laughed about the circumstance and recalled that we lived in a mundane city where events are not quite accessible to foreigners -- anything potentially intersting was worthy of exploration. And it was.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Sound Bites from Nights Out with the Coworkers

*Let it be known that Kim is one of the American teachers at our school. This scene took place at an apartment gathering a while back and a few soju drinks in.

American: Kim, you suck!

Korean: Hey, that is my dad's name - Kim, Yu Suk.

Hilarious!


*One night after work, a group of the teachers went to have a beer at a nearby bar.

Korean: Can I say, "Michael, has bush?"

American: Um, no. That means something dirty.

This awkward conversation continued for 20 minutes, including vulgar body language to decipher the differences of "bush" the noun and "bushy" (as in hair) the adjective.

Good Times.

Note to Self

Never do a three finger countdown beginning with the thumb and working in. This is universal body language.

Try it, 3-tuck in the thumb, 2-tuck in the index finger, 1-"teacher, teacher, F-U-C-K YOU finger."

WOOPSIES!

No, I can't.

Occasionally I find myself with 5 free minutes of class time. Often the kids like to play English language games and joke around. Recently, I've discovered the joys of "free talk" or rather "guided talk."

The final section of our chapter was a grammar segment featuring the key verb "to make." The kids had to interview a partner, following a list of prescribed sentences. "Sam, can you make a snowman?" asked Tom . "Yes, I can!" Sam stated proudly.

After they finished up, I wrote the sentence structure on the board and asked the kids to create their own sentence. Bright Sam quickly asked if they could interview me and I agreed. Little did I know that the questioning could fill 5 minutes of on task speaking for my little gigglers.

Student: Teacher, can you make a Earth??? -- Erin: Um, no, I can't.
Student: Teacher, can you make a Tom? -- Erin: Um, no, I can't.
Student: Teacher, can you make a jacket, a candle, a board, a clock, a shoe?

And the best one .... "Teacher can you make a Jake???" Hmmm, what kind of make? Ha, ha....I just said, "No, I can't."

Disheartened

The latest news in the job search...

http://www.oregonlive.com/education/index.ssf/2010/04/thousands_of_aspiring_teachers.html

By: Betsy Hammond in the Oregonian

"Dragged down by the deepest recession since the Great Depression, Oregon schools were essentially flat-funded for 2009-10 and expect to be again for next year. That prompted the worst hiring season in at least a generation in spring 2009. Most graduates of Oregon teacher preparation programs could not find teaching jobs in state.

This spring, many of those 2009 graduates, like Dunn, are back in the pool alongside a whole new cadre of soon-to-be-minted 2010 graduates."

I think someone needs to alert the world that the "American Dream" is over. Even if you spend $30,000 on a degree, the job market is pitiful. Thank you Korea, for hiring me and allowing me to pay my exorbitant student loans back to the US government.